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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Naughty things you can only say at Thanksgiving

I have to thank my good friend Misty for this.


Naughty things you can say only on thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's cool whip time!

4. If I dont undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Thats one terrific spread

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops.


Any more you'd care to add? ; )

9 comments:

  1. OMG!

    I spit my coffee all over the place when I read this! It's so funny! Oh gosh, I've got to get the girls over here to read this!

    I'll be back
    Hawk

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  2. I'm glad you liked it, Hawk. This came from a High School friend and I had to share it. Cat

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  3. Cat: Loved your post!! I laughed the entire time I was reading it. It was great. Thanks fr posting this.

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  4. Thanks bunches, Lorelei. I think it's always nice to remember the things we have to be thankful for at this time of year. ; ) Cat

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  5. Pixie!

    I did enjoy it and so much so I had to share it with me twin - she loved it as well...just doesn't know how to comment...I'm teaching her.

    Hey, how often do you blog - is this a once a week blog?

    Hugs
    Hawk

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  6. Thanksgiving? Oh I get it. I thought these were quotes out of my books. :-)

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  7. OOH- I almost fell out of my chair! I love these and plan to incorporate a few in the romances I'm writing! Here's a few more to add:

    17) Don't forget to baste with its juices
    18) Make sure you stuff the cavity full
    19) I really like breast meat

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  8. I was laughing my head off at work - try explaining that to the boss... or even looking at him without busting out laughing.

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  9. Yes be careful reading some of these at work, unless you want to explain yourself. lol

    Cat

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